SmolSelkie @SmolSelkie@kcmo.social

#Crochet tarot deck #pouch. #Handmade #Art 🧶

#Crochet #Scarf #Handmade #Art 🧶🧣

I sat and crocheted and had one drink and watched Scarface at a friend's place until like 2 AM. And I feel like I got run over by a freight train.

You know you're getting #old when you can't be out after midnight without feeling completely trashed when you wake up for the day. It wasn't like I was hardcore partying either. 🪦

Happy autumn equinox! 🍂🍁 #AutumnEquinox #FallEquinox

About as challenging as catching an avocado at the ideal ripeness level. Nigh impossible. 😩

That moment when you force yourself to drink slightly too-hot tea because if you let it sit for 28 milliseconds more, it'll be as cold as tap water. 🫤🍵

So uh, #Costco has #Christmas shit out in September. Can't even wait to set it out until after Halloween. 🙄

I hope my therapist is ready to handle a volcano of #ReligiousTrauma. I worked so hard to repress/forcefully forget that shit and it comes exploding out last night bad enough I was kept up two hours after getting into bed.

#Clown behavior: going to a restaurant to not order any food, directing nosy and invasive af questions at a staff member, then angrily preaching religious beliefs to them when they never asked to listen to ranting to begin with. #FoodService

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 🥮🌕 #MidAutumnFestival

#Pinniped #Seals #Meme 🦭

Plain Greek #yogurt: Tastes like vomit and laid waste to my GI tract like I drank three gallons of whole milk in one sitting. -10,000/10, would only recommend to my worst enemies.

I think I'll start implementing a #creep tax. Pay me $250.00 in cold hard cash for every second you ogle my breasts.

Regarding #MBTI types: how much of my personality type is actually just characteristics of being #Neurodivergent? #INTP #HonestQuestion #Aspergers #ASD

Tfw you get eight hours of #sleep but feel even -more- wiped out than the night before. 🤨 Being ill sucks.