I wish the simplest tasks wouldn't wipe me out as bad as they do. I went to the bank earlier today and came home and napped for two hours. I miss being young and full of energy. #OldPeopleProblems
Granted this was to make up a lost hour from misreading my schedule the day before, but OOF.
Starting to think a 9 hour 15 minute shift was a terrible idea. My legs are gonna regret this all week and I've got three days left until my next day off. 😬 #WorkedTooHard
Cry wolf one more time for a cheap laugh, and I'll let you handle the full brunt of the stress and chaos all by yourself next time. Don't fuck with me. #Venting
Hey friends! As a reminder, crisis pregnancy centers (which frame themselves as offering abortion then work to push visitors toward anti-choice outcomes) will likely see a lot of traffic and “good press” as anti-abortion action proceeds. These centers often traumatize and outright lie to visitors about their options, e.g. by intentionally misleading you to delay abortion until it is illegal.
In case you were curious, there are resources to find these businesses in your area.
Protip: if you drop a paint can and make a mess in the aisle, don't block the employee in at the desk and prevent them from cleaning the spill because someone else is going to slip and fall from walking on the spill. I despise inconsiderate Karens. #RetailHell
That moment when you're waiting for your #NailPolish to dry so you're stuck doing almost next to nothing and feeling awfully unproductive.
Your friendly neighborhood Selkie. I mix paint at a hardware store and live in Midtown. 🦭✨🪴
Hey Kansas City, be friendly!