SmolSelkie @SmolSelkie@kcmo.social

Ngl #Gatorade Arctic Blitz flavor tastes like soap. 🤔

I wish the simplest tasks wouldn't wipe me out as bad as they do. I went to the bank earlier today and came home and napped for two hours. I miss being young and full of energy. #OldPeopleProblems

Granted this was to make up a lost hour from misreading my schedule the day before, but OOF.

Starting to think a 9 hour 15 minute shift was a terrible idea. My legs are gonna regret this all week and I've got three days left until my next day off. 😬 #WorkedTooHard

Ready to seriously throw hands with homophobes to be honest. 👊🏼 #FuckHomophobia

I chickened out on full undercut but it's a lot cooler for work so I'm happy. ☺️ #Haircut #FaceReveal

Cry wolf one more time for a cheap laugh, and I'll let you handle the full brunt of the stress and chaos all by yourself next time. Don't fuck with me. #Venting

I'm convinced that #DQ #IceCreamCake is for toddlers with no taste buds because it's mostly flavorless. #DairyQueen #Disappointment

I've gotten more flavorful ice cream from generic grocery store brands.

I hate my #ruminating '#WhatIf' brain. Stop it. I don't want to know what -could've- happened had I been slower on my feet. #IntrusiveThoughts (?)

Protip: if you drop a paint can and make a mess in the aisle, don't block the employee in at the desk and prevent them from cleaning the spill because someone else is going to slip and fall from walking on the spill. I despise inconsiderate Karens. #RetailHell

Someone put a discarded #flower into a water bottle at work and it's unexpectedly pretty. #FoundArt #Art

Work is haunting me lmfao.

I went to a discount clothing/shoe store and saw these #bootleg #HomeDepot work shoes. It's even got #Homer on it. I almost wanted to buy it to wear to work for the lulz but I forgot my shoe size.

That moment when you're waiting for your #NailPolish to dry so you're stuck doing almost next to nothing and feeling awfully unproductive.

Progress photos! First is #chamomile, second, I guess my #Spearmint seeds weren't duds after all (they're just v slow at sprouting), and somehow my #poinsettia from last November is still alive and making new leaves.

#Houseplants #IndoorGardening #Herbs

Personalized #embroidery #commission finished. #DragonBallSuper #Jiren #Frieza #Goku #Fanart #FightScene #Art

It feels like the Internet at large is conspiring against me when it comes to posting my #art. Tonight's culprit: #Discord. Love how it falsely flags my art as explicit for no good reason.

The end result of this memorable #Paint order. #TheHomeDepot #BehrPaint #TacoBellCantina mural. #KCMO

It just -had- to be that exact color of #paint, didn't it. #AccidentalHorror #PaintDesk