jamesior @james@kcmo.social

Free Idea: A zoom plugin that tells you how long each person spends talking in a call.

For when your 1:1’s seem more like 1:0.1’s

This poor lion spout got an extra heavy duty mask.

If I ever forget how midwestern my youth was I remember how we put canned, sliced olives and shredded cheddar cheese on both tacos, and spaghetti.

One of these things is not like the others

I donated once to a charity and I’m pretty sure by now they’re just going to spend it all on mailing me requests for more money.

SO to these amazing shoes I’ve had in my closet for 20 years.

Online school seems to be a success

Can I give a gentle watch to this guy behind me in line who keeps creeping forward?

I’m making a tuna melt using tuna in kimchi sauce and American cheese slices and I can’t figure out if I’m an abomination or a mashup genius.

Welp, http://www.bottlepiss.com is a thing.

Speaking of jobs can we agree that if companies run you through the complete hiring process that they’re obligated to give a final answer? It’s no big loss for me, I found a good place and ghosting is gonna happen but final round ghosting feels like I should put them on my never ever list and I don’t like having that list. Bullet dodged I guess.

Gonna start a new job soon. This is my chance to be that guy who always shows up on video calls wearing Elizabethan collars.

Who the hell named it a ball-peen hammer!?

Welcome @ozarker !

My kid smelled my arm today. I asked him what I smelled like and he said grandpa (aka my dad). I guess it’s genetic.

Heave ho hearties it's your boy marlinspike on the mic hitting hot shanties!

If you judge a book by the cover try The City We Became by N. K. Jemisin because it's the best book cover I've seen in years. Top notch work from the team and the kind of thing you should hold in your hands for the best experience.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/25/820833531/new-york-comes-alive-literally-in-the-city-we-became if you want to read more about it.

Last night I was peeing in a dream which is always a bad sign. I had a hard time pulling out of it because it was an amazing bathroom, right before a hockey game I was gearing up to play, and I’d just figured out a problem at work. That was some top tier self sabotage.