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Both new pairs of pants have an extra zipper pocket by my knee raising the average number of pockets across all my pants to gratuitous amounts and it’s really starting to feel like men’s pants are just trying to rub it in.

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Wow I would like to just kick back with a drink and do my taxes.

- an actual real thought I just had

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Does anyone have any recommended follows for local news and weather? That was a big value add of the old bird site and would love to find similar users here.

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if recent events have got you in the mood for a good balloon combat game, may I recommend "Balloon Battle" by my friend @ctrble -- it's free on itch & as you may have gathered by the title, you & a friend compete to shoot down each other's balloon

espiongames.itch.io/balloon-ba

If wu tang clan made a pre shave oil called protect ya neck I would buy it.

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Introduction time!
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Drop us a line at gameonforkansasschools[at] gmail[dot]com

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Had a dream I was watching a Seinfeld episode about Newman improperly unloading Jerry’s silverware from the dishwasher. He really made a mess of it.

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I saw a store at the mall today called "HIGH ON CHURROS" which is something we should all aspire to.

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The Keystone pipeline is back in business while the Kansas oil spill cleanup continues
KCUR | By Celia Llopis-Jepsen
Published December 30, 2022 at 10:11 AM CST
kcur.org/news/2022-12-30/the-k

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We’ve debated die hard for years. Next question: Is Batman returns a Christmas movie?

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'tis the season. I think my kids did a great job. Yes those are Hershey's solar panels on the roof.

Anyone beg to the Christmas market at the campground in west bottoms? The idea is interesting but it’s hard to tell what it’s like from their page online.

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