jamesior @james@kcmo.social
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I write software, bake things, and live in KCMO
Joined Sep 2018
I’ve been thinking about moving the indoor plants back out for the season but holding off juuuust in case we get weather like, well today.
Well chief, we found a stick blender but they filed the serial number off. Your standard Saturday night special.
My man played goat simulator for all of 10 seconds and now he’s four legging it around the house yelling “I’m simulated goat”
I gave myself a 'rona haircu at homet and it's not far off from the detective miller special. I love The Expanse and I don't feel bad about it.
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If anyone tries to tell you rent forgiveness or rent strike is extreme or radical in these times just show them this:
U.S. Retailers Plan to Stop Paying Rent to Offset Virus Closures
What with this social distancing we get a new form of social awkwardness! If someone sets a thing down for me to pick up at a safe distance how long do I wait? Am I diving in too fast to pick it up and negating their careful planning? Someone with a 3D printer get me a laser range finder like the borg had.
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So there are bathroom vent fans with built-in Bluetooth speakers. I know this because one of my neighbors has one, and it's unsecured.
I also know they just turned it off, because Baby Shark just jumped back to my own speakers.
Hey if any new people are looking for a good iOS mastodon client I’ve enjoyed Toot! but it’s not the only option. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/toot/id1229021451
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The 1000s of monkeys I'm sheltering-in-place with have so far only typed out "King Year," a play about a king who distributes his kingdom to his three "laughters."
We're so close.
I could have made a chocolate matcha swirl. Too late better make another.
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I forgot I ordered this print a while back, it came in the mail yesterday and when I opened it this afternoon I started ugly laughing. I can't get a frame for it right now, so it's attached to the sleeve it came in and propped on the shelf near my record player. "Everything Is Fine", indeed.
("Ten Of Swords Everything Is Fine" from the Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle.)
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During the #COVID19 outbreak, the Library is working with our providers to not only ensure you can continue to enjoy these services, but to also expand available items, temporarily increase borrowing limits and more. https://kclibrary.org/blog/expanded-digital-services-offered-during-covid-19-outbreak-0 https://twitter.com/KCLibrary/status/1241731069025665025/photo/1 source: https://twitter.com/KCLibrary/status/1241731069025665025
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remember to switch out of your nighttime pajamas and into your daytime pajamas
Which flavor angel food cake to bake (I will not share)
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Sorry, but I’m watching the union episode of Deep Space Nine and it’s amazing? I can’t even imagine something so pro-labour airing on television today.
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I write software, bake things, and live in KCMO
Joined Sep 2018
