jamesior @james@kcmo.social

😭my home brew club presented me with my own mash paddle! It has my name engraved on it and everything

I played ice hockey at line creek yesterday. It was fun.

I was playing roller hockey and it got logged as a walk complete with gps so here’s where I skated I guess

Really excited about the iOS 13 feature that makes it look like you’re staring at the camera when you’re looking at the screen!

The moon is super giant and bright tonight

hey hey the city RT bots are back, for those of you who really missed them...

“Sorry to bother you guys, however [daughters friend] has been worried about [daughter] lately because she has not seen her on roblox and wanted me to check in with you guys to make sure that she is OK?”

An actual text I received today.

Best shipping invoice evar

Witchcraft: https://www.polyglidesyntheticice.com/

The empire has a shield generator positioned on the forest moon Endor

Union station has some neat art.

wow what a nice shiny mastodon version 2.9.2 we have here you all must have a really kind and benevolent sysadmin-is person I guess cool

Soy, almond, cashew, oat, hazelnut, macadamia all these options for new non-dairy beverages. I’m just gonna come out and call it now, Peanut Milk is the next big thing.

Toot toot! No more fines from the KC library! https://www.kclibrary.org/blog/no-more-library-late-fines-seriously

Who wants to play roller hockey? Just ignore the two smashed corona bottles on the west half.

What kind of liar buys a ten pack of cards get say “with deepest sympathy”?

What savage leaves a bag of frozen shrimp on the grocery store shelf?

It’s mulberry season in KC, eat them before they drop all over your car