jamesior @james@kcmo.social

Yikes

I wanna see a pre-written hypothesis, institutional review board result, and post event analysis from the next person who stages a “social-experiment”

Ice skating looks easy when pros do it but this NHL game has a ref catch an edge and fall hard. A good reminder that it’s not easy.

That clothing store only sold clothes in one size and on one hand that’s kind of genius from a stock perspective but also kinda shit from a person perspective.

This clothing store has lots of seating like stools and benches but they stack shirts on them. So close.

There’s a Lexus dealership at the corner of Braddock rd and Quaker ln and wtf?

Yesterday, in honor of the season I had a pumpkin spice protein bar. I’m doing my part for the season.

I really hope he’s just tired.

I finally got a slo-mo video of my cat sneezing. It's kinda gross but funny to see his right lip curl up.

Welcome @Bluetoast

hi @Rob - welcome!

Betty Raes is making avocado toast ice cream and at least they’re using the best bread in the city to do it?

Never have I ever been excited that there’s a new bank arriving in a retail space. Tone it down there fancy signage.

I’m attending a city meeting and it looks like I walked into the set of parks and rec. They did their research.

I can’t wait to talk about my cat turnip.

The other day my keen eyes spotted a jock strap with a camp print on it and I just can’t fathom the situation where one would need their jock to blend in to the underbrush.

Group bathroom breaks are the synchronize watches of family missions

I realized today that one of my life goals is to drive through a fruit stand in a dramatic fashion and I really think with some planning I could make this happen.

Today my son was crying because i denied him permission to throw a bouncy ball at my face and now I understand how villains can feed off the tears of children

My wife and I had synchronized sneezes today if you were wondering how our relationship is going.