I just explained batman to my kid, that was fun. He said that's not batman that's just a guy. It's Bruce Wayne kid!

I just used some rhubarb scented hand soap and it’s heckin great.

Okay you’re good on the ice but can you cook? This is a deeply strange timeline.

Today I hit max dad when I mowed the lawn in a baseball cap, sunglasses, hockey jersey, cargo shorts, and slide on clogs with socks.

If you want to know how things are here sometimes I ignore my actual cat while staring at Neko Atsume.

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This morning my son pouted for a solid 20 minutes because he didn’t want a Nutella crepe for breakfast.

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My 3yo just started rattling off the names of all the stops on the Manhattan bound F train and it feels like he's singing a nostalgic song from a long sunken city

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Folks who are upset about Rowling and need a new series about magical kids being sent to face threats that adults really should be the ones handling should check out Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor.

I had another birthday which had shown me that now I’m old enough to be interested in low calorie beer. Thanks dogfish head.

I smashed the 20% tip instead of the 30% tip button at black hole bakery this morning and hopefully that’s the worst thing I feel regret over today.

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i built a tool for quickly scrubbing metadata from images and selectively painting / blurring faces and identifiable features. it runs on a phone or computer directly in the browser, and doesn't send info anywhere:


Yesterday I was at the Holmes rink and saw a bat fly overhead. I'm not sure where it was going but I felt safe because it was not bursting into flames in the sunlight so I figured the chance of catching the Vampire Disease was low.

Nothing like taking a laptop outside to demonstrate just how dusty the screen is.

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Fun photography tip: floppy disks are infrared pass filters and your mobile phone camera might be sensitive to the near IR that passes through.

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