Thanks kids for bringing up a fresh roll of paper towels I guess.

I just bought a new steel shovel and I am ready to name it. I can scrape down to the concrete in one wide strip. It’s the suburban dad equivalent of pimple popping, so satisfying.

Well here’s the state of the grocery store discount basket. Sorry chiefs.

My streak is older than my children surely that’s healthy right?

Went out to pick some herbs and we almost had praying mantis instead of rosemary focaccia.

I didn’t think I wanted another pint glass from the Kansas City library summer reading program but turns out I really dig the winged cat and also libraries.

Okay you’re good on the ice but can you cook? This is a deeply strange timeline.

I wonder if my cat thinks I’m a jerk for always leaving his treats in these awkward cups

Guess what corner I was shooting for?

Last shot of the set was a beaut, bar down into the pocket.

I knew restaurants used a lot of butter but not like set the market price amounts of butter.

Well chief, we found a stick blender but they filed the serial number off. Your standard Saturday night special.

I gave myself a 'rona haircu at homet and it's not far off from the detective miller special. I love The Expanse and I don't feel bad about it.

I love this advertisement and also I love electricity biscuits

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