jamesior @james@kcmo.social

Well if nothing else I made a pie this weekend.

How’s my tv gonna get screensaver photos when G+ shuts down eh?

I would stand up but I’m afraid I’ll get knifed.

I can't remember if I shared this gem of a design so I'll share it again. It's a web form asking for a zip code in a drop down.

To its mild credit, it was a local site and there was a small range of acceptable zip codes but still.

KCMO has zero chill on this etax filing. I hope they get a sense of pride and accomplishment from having settled this account up.

Today I bought a box from ikea, painted it, altered it, mounted it on some spare brackets and then zip tied it to the top bunk so my kid has a shelf for her alarm clock.

The measure app in IOS is awesome. I could do this myself but having a photo with built in measurements is super helpful and I’m gonna need all the help I can get at ikea.

This scale is broken and full of lies and I’m sending it back

My wife: why do you look like you got caught? Or that your hiding something? No, maybe embarrassed?

Me: *shows her Chewbacca themed blazer*

I broke the cash register. The clerk did not think it as cool as I did.

Thanks Apple, better keep bugging me with this dialog that I can't turn off.

Where can I find this?

It’s not 2019 for me yet but the cat can’t tell time

With enough hardware I could have a WiFi sous vide controller too.

I mean the cats basically holding his chin out for shaving right now anyway.

I took this pretty amazing selfie yesterday. Guess where the sun was.

I made candies tangerine slices and they look pretty

Forget is wearing a tie and a wristwatch. He’s got a briefcase too. Business frog.

Let me show you the tool of my people

My kid on the way to pick up a Christmas tree https://kcmo.social/media/Iy9DvgZX72xbndBW_RA