jamesior @james@kcmo.social

What country is this guy from I don’t recognize any of these flags

Found wrapping paper like this am I raising a sociopath?

This poor lion spout got an extra heavy duty mask.

One of these things is not like the others

SO to these amazing shoes I’ve had in my closet for 20 years.

Online school seems to be a success

March 2021

Thanks kids for bringing up a fresh roll of paper towels I guess.

I just bought a new steel shovel and I am ready to name it. I can scrape down to the concrete in one wide strip. It’s the suburban dad equivalent of pimple popping, so satisfying.

Well here’s the state of the grocery store discount basket. Sorry chiefs.

uspol shitpost

Uh success?

My dad everyone.

My streak is older than my children surely that’s healthy right?

Went out to pick some herbs and we almost had praying mantis instead of rosemary focaccia.

I didn’t think I wanted another pint glass from the Kansas City library summer reading program but turns out I really dig the winged cat and also libraries.

Okay you’re good on the ice but can you cook? This is a deeply strange timeline.

I wonder if my cat thinks I’m a jerk for always leaving his treats in these awkward cups

Guess what corner I was shooting for?

Last shot of the set was a beaut, bar down into the pocket.

I knew restaurants used a lot of butter but not like set the market price amounts of butter.