jamesior @james@kcmo.social

It’s mulberry season in KC, eat them before they drop all over your car

I am so ready for these cherries. This is the first year the backyard tree has born a significant amount of fruit and I feel very rewarded.

There was a walnut tree growing in a planter. I can tell because the root was attached to a walnut.

I left it on the concrete and a squirrel grabbed the walnut within a day.

I just practiced roller hockey in front of a midwest sunset and it was kind of amazing. Now I need a snow cone and an allowance and a deck of magic cards to really lean into this 14 year old self persona.

The hottest pool accessory this summer is a mullet.

Hello I am "MTV Classic appeals to me" years old.

Me, sobbing: you can’t just keep revealing every character to be a sociopath

Killing Eve: also this new character is a sociopath.

A tour bus unloaded a group of senior citizens at the Trader Joe’s today. I don’t want to be curmudgeonly but I will say that it changed the shopping experience.

I’m doing laundry which is how I noticed that I 100% wore a pair of pants all day with the tag on.

I wonder how much money I would have saved if I bought bowling shoes as soon as my feet stopped growing.

Look out birbs this tree is scary

Wow this is bad

Yo how do I get tax breaks for working in Missouri? GM just got 2,700 per job per year when they threatened to cut all the jobs instead of half. I telecommute.

Kansas City: why do you stop ten feet behind the next car at red lights? One of these days I’m going to back into that spot you’re leaving.

I painted a fence the other day and now I have a new relationship with Tom Sawyer.

@MikeG1 thanks! It’s just a few weeks before the next review cycle but still. Heather moved up too which is awesome

@lawremipsum thanks!!

I got a promotion.