jamesior @james@kcmo.social

March 2021

The best part of emptying the dishwasher is you get to decide how to load the dishes stacked in the sink!

This toot brought to you by: optimism EXTREME

@SpookSpectre je ne sais pas! But it is kind of entertaining.

@djsundog ive just started listening to more morphine and two points make a line so I for one welcome our new morphine resurgence

I enabled a French keyboard on my phone and now whenever I type but it suggests 🥅 which is kind of charming but wow do I type that a lot.

Welcome @mcc4ll !

Hello it’s put in shoes to go down to the basement cold.

Thanks kids for bringing up a fresh roll of paper towels I guess.

I just bought a new steel shovel and I am ready to name it. I can scrape down to the concrete in one wide strip. It’s the suburban dad equivalent of pimple popping, so satisfying.

Well here’s the state of the grocery store discount basket. Sorry chiefs.

It is so cold I’m gonna go ice skating outdoors somewhere, but seems like 50% of the articles are just saying never do it there’s no safe way which is probably true for everything ever and not really helpful.

Y’all ever wonder how different French cuisine would be if Kenji Lopez-Alt had been there at the beginning with some basic questions? Like is it really better to peel your mushrooms before you eat them?

@nashhigh I miss Ursula le guin

Cannot figure out if I love HIIT workouts because the time / payoff ratio is so good or hate them because the time / effort ratio is so difficult.

@jenn two can play that game! Cow beverage it is!

From now on I am only going to activate the HomePod by saying “baked ziti”.

I’d really like to see a Philadelphia flyers game someday but mostly just to hang out with Gritty.