@princesscyan Power move wear suits around because that's why it's cranked so low by default.

@princesscyan oof no kidding. I'm not sure I've got the shoulder strength needed to move a full on whip made from pistols.

Shotgun is a terrible name. Pretty sure guns shoot.

I just used the brush in the ice scraper to scoot crumbs out of the van so that’s today’s accomplishment.

@nashhigh ahha, if I hear that in the speakers next time I’m gonna lose it

From now on I’m going to enter every coffee shop and ask loudly “what wave is this?”

This gas pump is so slow a fast charger would have saved me time.

My oldest started her first job as a hostess this week. She closed yesterday, working til 10:30 or so. Today she’s due there around 9:30. She does not look pleased but I’m enjoying it.

My kid said she didn’t sleep in the car on the way home but after the kids album was over I pivoted into Radiohead. She listened to most of OK computer and she didn’t say a word.

I hope the Germans are working on their naming because this year of pandemic seems to have given rise to a whole lot of new feelings.

Free Idea: A zoom plugin that tells you how long each person spends talking in a call.

For when your 1:1’s seem more like 1:0.1’s

If I ever forget how midwestern my youth was I remember how we put canned, sliced olives and shredded cheddar cheese on both tacos, and spaghetti.

@djsundog I once got a recruiter invite to work on electronic parolee monitoring. Noooooooooo. No no noooooooooo no.

No.

I donated once to a charity and I’m pretty sure by now they’re just going to spend it all on mailing me requests for more money.

@psiie @fribbledom eeeeh yeah, it’s definitely weakening it. It does mean that if someone gets access to anything but my workstation , like the network or server I’m protected. Still silly though.

@fribbledom but sometimes I put the 2FA in my password manager next to my password so it’s more like 1.5FA

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