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I painted a fence the other day and now I have a new relationship with Tom Sawyer.

Question: am I already living in a world where I can say “hey Siri send toot”?

I don’t know what prompted them to plant a fuck your tree by the park

If I’m lucky these are all going to turn into delicious sweet cherries.

I think I saw Diana Kander at lunch and get this: she was eating lunch too!!

Anyone I know doing the AWS Deep Racer program? Looking to see if there's a community out there with more docs, ideas, support, etc.

Instead of hard boiled eggs I made soft boiled eggs. In some cases quite soft. I will not be using them for deviled eggs. Maybe ramen.

Despite the teens outward appearance I think she’s enjoying this egg hunt.

99% sure that tautologies were invented by someone with a toddler who said why too much.

It wasn’t on the first pull but I did get the lawnmower to start this season so that’s some kind of accomplishment.

Me at work: Hey I’d like this existing lambda function to be in production

Coworkers on JIRA: Yep that’s not a story that’s an epic

I went out and rode my fixie today like it was 2005

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This month was the last payment I made to private school for the oldest and although I like the school - I am super ready to be done paying tuition. Thank goodness she's onto a public charter next year.

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