I write software, bake things, and live in KCMO
I painted a fence the other day and now I have a new relationship with Tom Sawyer.
I got a promotion.
Question: am I already living in a world where I can say “hey Siri send toot”?
I don’t know what prompted them to plant a fuck your tree by the park
If I’m lucky these are all going to turn into delicious sweet cherries.
I think I saw Diana Kander at lunch and get this: she was eating lunch too!!
Anyone I know doing the AWS Deep Racer program? Looking to see if there's a community out there with more docs, ideas, support, etc.
Paul Uart Serial Cop
Sorry not sorry
Instead of hard boiled eggs I made soft boiled eggs. In some cases quite soft. I will not be using them for deviled eggs. Maybe ramen.
Despite the teens outward appearance I think she’s enjoying this egg hunt.
Ah yes, the stages of peep development
99% sure that tautologies were invented by someone with a toddler who said why too much.
It wasn’t on the first pull but I did get the lawnmower to start this season so that’s some kind of accomplishment.
Me at work: Hey I’d like this existing lambda function to be in production
Coworkers on JIRA: Yep that’s not a story that’s an epic
I went out and rode my fixie today like it was 2005
This is how reel men mow their lawns.
I really like this
Just try to eat my paw paw seeds now squirrels.
This month was the last payment I made to private school for the oldest and although I like the school - I am super ready to be done paying tuition. Thank goodness she's onto a public charter next year.
Hey Kansas City, be friendly!