I write software, bake things, and live in KCMO
I wonder how much money I would have saved if I bought bowling shoes as soon as my feet stopped growing.
Look out birbs this tree is scary
Wow this is bad
Yo how do I get tax breaks for working in Missouri? GM just got 2,700 per job per year when they threatened to cut all the jobs instead of half. I telecommute.
Kansas City: why do you stop ten feet behind the next car at red lights? One of these days I’m going to back into that spot you’re leaving.
If you ever want to know how out of touch corporate executives are, just look at Delta.
I painted a fence the other day and now I have a new relationship with Tom Sawyer.
I got a promotion.
Question: am I already living in a world where I can say “hey Siri send toot”?
I don’t know what prompted them to plant a fuck your tree by the park
If I’m lucky these are all going to turn into delicious sweet cherries.
I think I saw Diana Kander at lunch and get this: she was eating lunch too!!
Anyone I know doing the AWS Deep Racer program? Looking to see if there's a community out there with more docs, ideas, support, etc.
Paul Uart Serial Cop
Sorry not sorry
Instead of hard boiled eggs I made soft boiled eggs. In some cases quite soft. I will not be using them for deviled eggs. Maybe ramen.
Despite the teens outward appearance I think she’s enjoying this egg hunt.
Ah yes, the stages of peep development
99% sure that tautologies were invented by someone with a toddler who said why too much.
It wasn’t on the first pull but I did get the lawnmower to start this season so that’s some kind of accomplishment.
Hey Kansas City, be friendly!