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My Mom: Those anti vaccine people are wrong and the corona virus is not a hoax!

Also My Mom: Radial tires have had GPS tracking enabled for ten years.

Today I discovered something about myself which is that I’m the kind of person who mail orders 25lbs of pizza flour.

The customer images on this product are pretty great.

Top Performance Cat Grooming Bag amazon.com/dp/B001VPCEWA/ref=c

Guess what corner I was shooting for?

Last shot of the set was a beaut, bar down into the pocket.

I went to a new bakery today and it was excellent. Bonus for me, a good distance from the house for a leisurely walk or bike.

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Putting my pill minder at the bottom of a Plinko board to fill it, for some excitement and variety

I knew restaurants used a lot of butter but not like set the market price amounts of butter.

It’s a shame the demonstrators are demanding government action on social restrictions instead of say, widespread testing.

Today in new steps I met with a hockey coach via zoom.

fairvote.org told me to tweet this but jokes on them: no twitter. They're a little dramatic.

I just emailed our Governor to ensure safe and fair elections this year. To protect our democracy, you should join me here. p2a.co/eb1nBNO

I’ve been thinking about moving the indoor plants back out for the season but holding off juuuust in case we get weather like, well today.

Well chief, we found a stick blender but they filed the serial number off. Your standard Saturday night special.

My man played goat simulator for all of 10 seconds and now he’s four legging it around the house yelling “I’m simulated goat”

I gave myself a 'rona haircu at homet and it's not far off from the detective miller special. I love The Expanse and I don't feel bad about it.

I love this advertisement and also I love electricity biscuits

What with this social distancing we get a new form of social awkwardness! If someone sets a thing down for me to pick up at a safe distance how long do I wait? Am I diving in too fast to pick it up and negating their careful planning? Someone with a 3D printer get me a laser range finder like the borg had.

Welp, here’s what a chocolate angel food cake looks like!

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