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Can I give a gentle watch to this guy behind me in line who keeps creeping forward?

I’m making a tuna melt using tuna in kimchi sauce and American cheese slices and I can’t figure out if I’m an abomination or a mashup genius.

Speaking of jobs can we agree that if companies run you through the complete hiring process that they’re obligated to give a final answer? It’s no big loss for me, I found a good place and ghosting is gonna happen but final round ghosting feels like I should put them on my never ever list and I don’t like having that list. Bullet dodged I guess.

Gonna start a new job soon. This is my chance to be that guy who always shows up on video calls wearing Elizabethan collars.

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Who the hell named it a ball-peen hammer!?

My kid smelled my arm today. I asked him what I smelled like and he said grandpa (aka my dad). I guess it’s genetic.

Heave ho hearties it's your boy marlinspike on the mic hitting hot shanties!

If you judge a book by the cover try The City We Became by N. K. Jemisin because it's the best book cover I've seen in years. Top notch work from the team and the kind of thing you should hold in your hands for the best experience. if you want to read more about it.

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This is a long shot, but I want to put the power of social media and federation to the test.

My son wants to become a commercial airline pilot when he’s grown up. It would be awesome if we could find a commercial pilot in the fediverse that we can follow and ask questions of.

If everyone who reads this could boost it, it would be much appreciated and it would mean the world to my son if he could get in touch with a real-life commercial pilot! ✈️

#pilot #flying #airline #jet #boeing #airbus

Last night I was peeing in a dream which is always a bad sign. I had a hard time pulling out of it because it was an amazing bathroom, right before a hockey game I was gearing up to play, and I’d just figured out a problem at work. That was some top tier self sabotage.

Coming soon to the U.S. charts: shots by LMFAO ft Little John

Today it was so windy that it blew the glasses right off my face. Literally, I had to go and catch them.

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this is so perfectly ~~*live laugh love*~~ lol but we partnered with a candle company to raise money for wpa

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