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That’s a lot of days. I’m gonna have a party when I hit 3k.

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I'm in Oklahoma right now and everything is Sooners and how weird is it to lionize a bunch of cheaters so eager for government handouts they couldn't wait to follow the rules and do it the right way.

Anyone wanna buy two tickets to tonight’s blues game in independence?

Just sharing because I’m pretty chuffed I can have my hands in it in some capacity.

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We process over a petabyte of streaming data per day at work. That’s pretty amazing. Go us!

Yesterday I rode a fixie bike to the library while wearing khakis and a polo shirt and no socks and I rolled one pant leg up and also I had my hair in a small pony tail so that was another good "how did I get here?" moment in my life.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but change your passwords.

What country is this guy from I don’t recognize any of these flags

Today I know I’m old because I bought a carpet cleaner and I’m enjoying using it.

Relaying for a solid friend:

Hey all! My two older boys started Cub Scouts this year and are selling popcorn to help replace aging camping gear and provide financial assistance for fellow scouts with less financial resources. Any support would be greatly appreciated.

Transparency: yes the prices are high; however, ~67% of all revenue goes directly to the scouts

If you’re able to help, thank you! (this splits clicks evenly between the two kids)

If this lady is blasting music at the public rink with liberal language including the n word I can have her give my five year old the talk right?

This hotel is so hipster, the robes are extra long hoodies

This hotel is so hipster it has an electric kettle and a pour over cone.

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Mastodon for Kansas City

Hey Kansas City, be friendly!