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Who wants to go to Minneapolis and play pond hockey with me next weekend?

heeeeey so anyone wanna join me for a pond hockey tournament in St. Paul this January?

This morning I played pond hockey, and this evening I’m sitting on the back deck cooking pizza. This is an excellent winter day.

Companies keep emailing me to say it’s cyber Monday but nobody’s hitting me up with the a/s/l?

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Choose a GTA remaster bug to implement in the real world:

I’m on the airport shuttle and this guy just dead ass got on the bus without a mask on and *didn’t have one with him*

Does he not know how flying works? What the hell was he expecting?

I think I saw someone dressed up as Ted Lasso but I didn’t want to ask and be wrong.

Today I know I’m old because I used :D instead of 😁

Pineapple on pizza sounds normal and delicious but pineapple calzone sounds like reason for the state to give me a psych eval.

This weekend I saw a smart car at Costco. With a passenger. I’m not sure they’d even have room for a Costco size of saffron in there. I bet they just came for a hot dog.

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wasted an evening figuring out why trees were rendering too big in this game; turns out they were using log scaling

That’s a lot of days. I’m gonna have a party when I hit 3k.

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I'm in Oklahoma right now and everything is Sooners and how weird is it to lionize a bunch of cheaters so eager for government handouts they couldn't wait to follow the rules and do it the right way.

Anyone wanna buy two tickets to tonight’s blues game in independence?

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