"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! What's wrong?"

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@nashhigh "if you like THERMAL EXHAUST PORTS" this guy's gonna be getting some wierd ads, isn't he.

@dhfir you gotta be careful what you target out there

@gzt truly amazing he didn't wreck the whole x-wing trying to do all that

@nashhigh *adjusts target up slightly*


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Luke: Naaah, I'm using the force.

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