Roll Xd6 @rollxd6@kcmo.social

A handy resource to keep in mind, if you are ever in the situation where you have lots of furniture to get rid of but the local Goodwill/Savers/Habitat/Local thrift store can't take more than a few pieces a day.

https://www.kcur.org/housing-development-section/2023-02-13/a-free-furniture-bank-helps-formerly-unhoused-kansas-citians-make-a-new-place-feel-like-home

Bleagh. I want to go through this with a fine toothed comb but I have Stuff To Do™ today.

KCMO is planning a whole bunch of shady landlord-greasing shit and greenwashing it as "sustainability."

all these plans to make streets as hostile as possible and increase the number of cops, but it'll look good for increasing Home Values™

https://twitter.com/KansasCity/status/1611794569372246017

https://playbook.kcmo.gov/

@dylan They've got a good crew there

If the pandemic ends I might have to go by some of those.

... not the ones in Westport though. About half of Westport needs to be demolished before that space becomes safe to visit.

Corvino Supper Club? Verbena?
Fox and Pearl? Chewology? Sichuan Dynasty? Café Provence?
Cosmo Burger? Affäre? The Savoy? Sayachi? Lotus Hot Pot?
Grünauer? Ça Va? Café des Amis?
The Antler Room?

It's like we have a tiny Gotham City grafted into the side of our town.

Got recommended one of those "best restaurants of Kansas City" articles, and folks,

I have never heard of most of these places.

https://kansascitymag.com/food/40-best-restaurants-in-kansas-city/

@SmolSelkie Worst ticket I've had as a Uber Eats driver... 70 McChickens.

Not the largest by item count (a family's Thanksgiving order was that) or dollar amount (a catering order from a cookie shop was that), but definitely the one where I showed up readiest to apologize.

Man, if this bill passes, we wouldn't have a newspaper or TV station in Kansas City that we would be allowed to link to. The nearest paper on the approved list is the Topeka Capital-Journal.

https://www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/tell-congress-protect-our-access-to-credible-news/

Gallbladders. Not even once.

@potatoMoose With the rail strike back on now is definately the time to load up

Someone get Mayor Q on Mastodon.

On the topic of this tweet - man, now I want some Pak Ling, Curry in a Hurry, or Taste of Philly.