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A handy resource to keep in mind, if you are ever in the situation where you have lots of furniture to get rid of but the local Goodwill/Savers/Habitat/Local thrift store can't take more than a few pieces a day.

Bleagh. I want to go through this with a fine toothed comb but I have Stuff To Do™ today.

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KCMO is planning a whole bunch of shady landlord-greasing shit and greenwashing it as "sustainability."

all these plans to make streets as hostile as possible and increase the number of cops, but it'll look good for increasing Home Values™

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Enjoy this short clip of the raccoon that is currently trying to catch snowflakes on my deck. 🦝 ❄️

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EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

If the pandemic ends I might have to go by some of those.

... not the ones in Westport though. About half of Westport needs to be demolished before that space becomes safe to visit.

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Corvino Supper Club? Verbena?
Fox and Pearl? Chewology? Sichuan Dynasty? Café Provence?
Cosmo Burger? Affäre? The Savoy? Sayachi? Lotus Hot Pot?
Grünauer? Ça Va? Café des Amis?
The Antler Room?

It's like we have a tiny Gotham City grafted into the side of our town.

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Got recommended one of those "best restaurants of Kansas City" articles, and folks,

I have never heard of most of these places.

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Man, if this bill passes, we wouldn't have a newspaper or TV station in Kansas City that we would be allowed to link to. The nearest paper on the approved list is the Topeka Capital-Journal.


Gallbladders. Not even once.

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I'm tired of microblogging. I want a macroblog, a blog so big it blocks out the sun. Everyone will be forced to look at my words and despair.

Someone get Mayor Q on Mastodon.

On the topic of this tweet - man, now I want some Pak Ling, Curry in a Hurry, or Taste of Philly.

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Make me an origami turkey
with papier-mâché stuffing, cellophane gravy and
cardboard pie.
We're all mock-thankful
for each day faux-living,
so let's look the gift-horse
straight in the eye.

"We've got Five Nights At Freddy's at home"

Five Nights At Freddy's at home:

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A McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band called Mac Sabbah is precisely the level of weird I like in my internet, tbh

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I spend a lot of time trying to keep bad legislative proposals from being made into bad laws. So it's a great relief to be able to support legislation that will do some good. The Safe Connections Act will make a little bit easier for survivors of domestic abuse to cut ties with their abusers. All that's left is for President Biden to sign it into law.

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Hey Kansas City, be friendly!